Autoharps Don't Take Leads!
From our newest section, "The" Book of Gigs: Here is a good yarn from autoharpist Lindsay Haisley, for our new "Book of Gigs" section- Thanks, Lindsay!
A few years ago my wife, Cheryl, and I were visiting with our friend David Amram in upstate New York. David had a gig, with his jazz and world music quartet, playing at one of Toshi Seeger's Hudson River clean-up events and asked me if I'd like to go along and sit it with them, to which I eagerly agreed. The only instruments I had with me were my autoharps, on which I'm pretty good and can keep up with and contribute to most kinds of music - lead, rhythm, whatever. At the show, David occupied the podium on the stage and we launched into a Middle Eastern piece, Aya Zehn, and in his typical style, David started passing the lead down the line of musicians.
My wife, meanwhile, noticed that the stage mike in front of my autoharp appeared to be off, or so far down in the mix as to render the instrument inaudible to the audience. She also noted that I was next in line to take the lead. She went over to the fellow running the sound board and told him that the autoharp was way down in the mix and that David was about to give me the lead. The sound man turned to her and said, in all seriousness, "autoharps don't take leads". She said "this one does!", for which she was roundly ignored.
About this time, sure enough, David signaled me to take a break, and I jumped on it in earnest. The band was cooking right along, and of course no one could hear what I was doing at all. David immediately noticed that I was totally out of the mix, and quick as a wink he unfolded his boom mike on the podium to its maximum length and held it out clear across half the stage and in front of my 'harp so that I could be heard.
David was very quick-witted, and the audience appreciated it. But the sound man? ..... he still didn't get it. I guess some people are just born a few quarts short of a bushel. It's too bad some of them end up as sound guys.
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